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Free Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Not every hoop has to say Home Sweet Home. These are the patterns you stitch to make someone laugh: a gingerbread man who just lost a leg, a ghost who only drinks iced lattes, a cat caught mid-swat at the tree, plus a few cryptids and city birds with attitude. Most are small and bold, with chunky lettering that is easy to stitch, so they make quick gifts and great first patterns. Every chart is free: open one in the editor to change the colors or resize it for your fabric, or print it and start stitching.

Make your own funny pattern Free, in your browser - from a photo, a description, or a blank canvas.

New patterns are being added - check back soon, or design your own.

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New to cross stitch? Start with the fabric count guide, estimate your project with the fabric size calculator, or turn a photo into a chart with the photo-to-pattern tutorial.